Elect Me

Send me to Washington as your representative and I'll stand up and tell all the Republicans in Congress they're treasonous pieces of shit. I'll encourage all my Democratic colleagues to do the same. I will no doubt be censured and probably expelled if I keep it up. But what difference will that make? 

None. Our votes mean nothing.

Forced to defend myself I'll offer proof they are treasonous pieces of shit, assert First Amendment rights, and argue that it's impossible to capture what's going on in the country without such language. I will never back down. If I get booted out I'll insist on a replacement who will do the same thing. 

They want a fight. Let's give them one. For a change.