Trump goon Kash Patel crashed the American hockey team's gold-medal, locker-room celebration. It will be remembered. Of all the people in the world to let in there. Maybe a dentist. Kash gooned it up as a clueless, low-character guy might but not one in his post, one would hope. Hope not when it comes to Trump goons. The Olympics were looking good up until then. American team diverse as hell. A little politics from the athletes. Vance got appropriately booed. The summer games are going to be a mess.
Monday, February 23, 2026
Sunday, February 22, 2026
ICE Olympics
Trump must have hated the Olympics. All that feel-good inclusion. Actual competition without cheating -- anathema. I remember one outburst then he went quiet.
My sources tell me Trump and Noem and the usual suspects are planning an ICE Olympics of real men throwing down on some ingrate immigrants.
And throwing down some of those ingrate, brown-skinned, supposed illegals. Throwing down, as in smashing someone to the ground, is an event. And handcuffing.
Choking and head-smashing. It will be like a rodeo. Brown people chased around an arena and subdued and manacled, roped and handled like a calf or other animal.
The grand finale will have to involve children. Maybe a bunch, 50 or so, of them turned loose in the arena and competitors on horses chasing them around with lassos.
Tuesday, February 17, 2026
Vlad the Entertainer
I mean Trump. Trump the salesman is Trump the vampire. A salesman with no product is a scammer, a predator and a parasite. He hawks inhumanity. No conscience, no worry. Become a drone. A bot.
Trump is the end taker -- of life. An undertaker. He kills or enlists converts into gangs of sub-vampires. He set these legions of blood-sucking murderers, his satanic hoard, on the world. And made a show of it.
Sunday, February 15, 2026
Fade into Me
Trump's message is lose your soul to me and you'll be free. Yeah, free from your humanity. Free from your conscience. Free from being free.
Saturday, February 14, 2026
Wednesday, February 11, 2026
Bad Bunny Revenge
Everybody loves Bad Bunny. Everybody despises Trump. So he's going to bomb Mexico. Makes perfect sense.
Tuesday, February 10, 2026
Once Upon a Time in the Shithole
Trump is too old, but I think somebody is coming after somebody the way Charles Bronson came after Henry Fonda in 'Once Upon a Time in the West'. Too much evil has been done. Whoever made that movie, wrote the plot or whatever, saw some shit coming.
The Bronx Boomer
Trump's a boomer. And he goes 'boom!' He blows up, with varying degrees of collateral damage. This time we all go 'boom' with him. That's his legacy.
Thursday, February 5, 2026
Hero of the Battle of Epstein Island
Donald Trump, lover of honors, awards and accolades, is hereby declared the Hero of the Battle of Epstein Island by the American Association of Pedophiles, Perverts, Sex Pests, Child Pornographers and Pigs for his successful thwarting of the prosecution of the persons involved in child rape with Jeffrey Epstein.