Friday, November 28, 2025

Feeling the Vibes

Bear with me. I think it's possible some Republicans have implants that deprive them of free will. That make them drones and automatons, unable to act independently. It appears that way. I think Mike Johnson, for example, might have a vibrator up his ass that rewards him for doing Trump's will.

That look on his face ...

Is that an outrageous suggestion? Hell, they reelected someone who trashed everything he's ever touched and can't run anything. Maybe a crime family. He caused some goons to storm and sack our Capitol and watched the results on TV for over three hours doing nothing to stop it. He enjoyed it.

I'm not arguing an anal stimulation hypothesis isn't nuts. Rather, that it is. Rectal stimulation as a means of control is no less ridiculous than a raping, killing, robbing, drooling, idiot felon president inspiring slavish devotion. If that's normal, I'm within parameters. The new parameters of degradation.  

Another two likely candidates for anal stimulation are Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell. Lindsey is obvious. McConnell less so but he came through for Trump when it counted. He's a shithead but with gravitas and and a sense of self-importance. Pride, of a kind, if that doesn't bend your mind.

He's a pro and old hand at ass activity. He would take it up the rear whenever a big money guy walked through the door. These are southern white men. The 'Rape of the South.' Remember that shit? They weren't raped. They were rapists who got called out and lost. Hence their anal fixations, I suspect. 

Hypotheses can be tested. Guess what. Full body searches without due process and reasonable suspicion have been made possible by these punks. De rigueur. Drop trou and bend over, boys. Spread those cheeks. They're accustomed to being on the other end of this, with Trump. Anal gazing. Whatever.

All that massively bad shit they're doing to potential deportees, which now includes about everybody, is another Trump innovation and security measure. Who knows what they do. I don't want to think about it, but I'm not the one who made this happen. And an anal exam never hurt anyone. Or shouldn't.

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