Dog Eat DOGE

The dog has eaten Trump's DOGE. I require more of an explanation. Some accounting. Bring it on, big boy. The government is ours, not yours, after all, you fucking idiot. 

Feeling the Vibes

Bear with me. I think it's possible some Republicans have implants that deprive them of free will. That make them drones and automatons, unable to act independently. It appears that way. I think Mike Johnson, for example, might have a vibrator up his ass that rewards him for doing Trump's will.

That look on his face ...

Is that an outrageous suggestion? Hell, they reelected someone who trashed everything he's ever touched and can't run anything. Maybe a crime family. He caused some goons to storm and sack our Capitol and watched the results on TV for over three hours doing nothing to stop it. He enjoyed it.

I'm not arguing an anal stimulation hypothesis isn't nuts. Rather, that it is. Rectal stimulation as a means of control is no less ridiculous than a raping, killing, robbing, drooling, idiot felon president inspiring slavish devotion. If that's normal, I'm within parameters. The new parameters of degradation.  

Another two likely candidates for anal stimulation are Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell. Lindsey is obvious. McConnell less so but he came through for Trump when it counted. He's a shithead but with gravitas and and a sense of self-importance. Pride, of a kind, if that doesn't bend your mind.

He's a pro and old hand at ass activity. He would take it up the rear whenever a big money guy walked through the door. These are southern white men. The 'Rape of the South.' Remember that shit? They weren't raped. They were rapists who got called out and lost. Hence their anal fixations, I suspect. 

Hypotheses can be tested. Guess what. Full body searches without due process and reasonable suspicion have been made possible by these punks. De rigueur. Drop trou and bend over, boys. Spread those cheeks. They're accustomed to being on the other end of this, with Trump. Anal gazing. Whatever.

All that massively bad shit they're doing to potential deportees, which now includes about everybody, is another Trump innovation and security measure. Who knows what they do. I don't want to think about it, but I'm not the one who made this happen. And an anal exam never hurt anyone. Or shouldn't.

Dog Eat Dog

Then there's another play I have in the works, DOG EAT DOG. That's the name of a PAC, man. Who knows where the money came from -- the Koch cloud financing program, probably -- but their lawyers are the best out there. The SWBs (Southern White Boys, a chorus dressed in drag) are thrilled. Gonna sue. Ain't nothing in the Constitution says you can't fight dogs. That's in the articles, in the brief, that exact language. Powerful stuff. Convincing on the face for those that knows, the Real Americans. 

And it goes to the Supreme Court -- of the US -- and they're hung, four to four. Clarence is on medical leave. But, lo, he's lowered, magisterially, slowly, down in his chair, from above, center stage, his crotch bandaged. Clarence will decide. He will even speak. And he does. Dog fighting is legal, he decrees. 

As the patriotic music wells up, Clarence orates: Dog fighting is the most American sport and the real national pastime, a game that embodies the genuine ethos of America, the Randian competition that makes us great. Do or die -- in the ditch. Makers and takers. The strong and the weak. Supermen and scum. And the dogs? They're valuable assets, Clarence argues, and therefore very well treated.

Like to see you make this into a Capra movie. The chorus provides sound-effects (lots of growls), and is rife with assorted subplots. Butch in the chorus is gay, it turns out. And the others are all having anal sex with someone, mostly their wives. 

Clarence, by the way, if you were concerned, has had plastic surgery. To shorten his dick. A mechanical phallus is employed. Okay, I like them. Saw one used in a presentation of Aristophanes' THE CLOUDS, at UD (Dayton), back in the day. Great production. And we think "the cloud" is new. The Greeks discovered it all. Eureka!

Who Did It?

There's no mystery about Trump. He's a piece of shit, a criminal, and he did it all.  

Republicans Are Coming for Everything

Republicans are coming for things you didn't know you had or didn't think you could lose. They're going to take it all. 

Trump Terrorizes the World

Donald Trump, with a shocking level of continuing support from Republicans in the United States, is terrorizing everyone he can. Be grateful if you're not a target. His appetite for destruction is apparently insatiable.

Death of a Salesperson

Trump is a salesman. Selling nothing. A person who sells you nothing for something is a crook and a conman. And maybe he's finally about to get found out. 

Karma Conscientiousness

Maybe karma is conscientious in the end, and Trump is about to get his.