Thursday, January 16, 2020

An Evangelical Prayer

O Holy Jesus, we bless you and thank you for creating us as wolves among your sheep. We observe that, in the Bible, one son gets the inheritance and the other does not. Some are saved and others are not. Your justice is inscrutable and so we were so pleased when the pastor on the TV told us we were saved. We sent him some money just to be sure. Who knew it could be so easy!

We used to feel bad about the injustice in the world but we know now it is all part of your plan so we won’t mess with it. We know it is wrong for us to interfere with nature as you made it. There are the eaters and the eaten. We are the eaters. The heathen all around us are doomed and don't matter but we still appreciate the opportunity to take advantage of them, to use them as we will.

Because, we know we are the chosen ones and the children of God.

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