Trump Shrinks from Goon Rebuke

Donald, define "many sides." I see reactionary hatred, bigotry and intolerance coming from only one direction. That would be yours. You have cultivated an outrageous personality for ages and been a purveyor of indecency, lies and scurrilous attacks on innocent individuals.

Hang on, the White House has issued a statement from their place-of-business in exile, a Trump-owned golf resort, saying that Donald is a huge, huge fan of the Constitution and would love to defend it, as he is sworn to do, but he has bone spurs and is relaxing comfortably.

The big man will comment again on the Charlottesville hate crime. He knows that all of America is concerned about him. Everything else--nuclear war and racist unrest--must await the healing of the spurs. If only he could stop playing golf. But, you know how that is.