Bathroom Fundamentalists

We see again that conservatives have bathrooms on the brain. They're so literal minded. They have to imagine everything in invasive detail, like gay sex. 

Their asses quiver. Now, in North Carolina, they've guaranteed that the person formerly known as Bruce Jenner will have to report to the boy's bathroom.

Everyone will certainly be more comfortable with that. Maybe Caitlyn will find a Republican there tapping his toes, making for an interesting encounter.

Thom Tillis has tackled the whole hand-washing thing so it's safe to say that North Carolina is first in potty politics, a new slogan for the Old North State.