Friday, May 11, 2018
Elusive Butterflies of Bullshit
Monday, May 7, 2018
Animal Drives
Sunday, May 6, 2018
Carrion Consciousness
Saturday, May 5, 2018
Rudy Will Get His Lies Straight
Friday, May 4, 2018
Apocalypse Soon
The Big Creep
Thursday, May 3, 2018
Madness to the Method
Wednesday, May 2, 2018
Gag Economy
Tuesday, May 1, 2018
The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
Saturday, April 28, 2018
To Be Is Not To Be
We walk around in a cloud of unknowing, bowing to the impossibility of articulating our corruption. Facing it would mean a catastrophic collapse of our collective sense of self. To be is not to be.
Wings of Despair
It is very unwise for humanity to take God’s good-will for granted. Frankly we, the angels, are sick of having our own reserves of compassion unnecessarily drained and depleted trying to make up for humankind’s rebellion against and chronic perversion of the will of God.
You are making it too hard for us to do our job. We love you. God loves you. But what kind of idiots think it is acceptable to plunder God's creation? The "dominion" conferred by God unto humanity wasn't a license to destroy the world. It was a declaration of responsibility.
Sunday, April 22, 2018
Scott Pruitt
In other words, we will have more depraved, degraded, destructive people like Scott Pruitt running around who are not content to stew in their own hellhole of anger and ignorance but feel compelled to inflict themselves on the rest of us and control everything.
Scott’s secure phone-booth is symbolic. Like so many Republicans his entire psychology is defined by fear. They must have enemies. In their absence they invent them.
Saturday, April 21, 2018
Trump Tunes
Friday, April 20, 2018
A New Utah
Wednesday, April 18, 2018
Do Fanboys Dream of Eccentric Creeps?
Feeling big, important and effective is what it is all about. Lacking it from within and, suspecting they are losers, they try to acquire it by association, sometimes if not often with other mortal beings and their aggregations. They engage in fandom, allegiance and tribal apprenticeship.
Jeez, it’s so submissive and pathetic. Can’t they see it? This is where geeks meet the likes of Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell, whose aggression and fantasies of superiority mask the reality of lives spent dependently sucking off the government. They both ended up marrying rich women.
In that their real characters are revealed. Their legacies are destruction and vandalism, wrecking the things that the grownups built, unconsciously trying to find their power but ultimately expressing only resentment. Who cares, except that the damage they have done is so immense.
Tuesday, April 17, 2018
Donald the Buffalo
A New Nemesis
Maybe onto me, if he ever discovers I exist.
Emotional Age Requirement
It reflects on us. We want to creep back into the womb of irresponsibility and lack-of-care for our place in the world and the effect we have on it. We are a generation refusing the responsibilities of adulthood--children, not of God (good) but of our own (bad) whims.
Monday, April 16, 2018
John Kelly's Cowardice
Wednesday, April 11, 2018
Paul Ryan Flees the Mess He Has Made
On the Myopic Incompetence of Democrats
Tuesday, April 10, 2018
Monday, April 9, 2018
I, Me, Mined
Sunday, April 8, 2018
The Tithes that Bind
Thursday, April 5, 2018
Artificial Unintelligence
Wednesday, April 4, 2018
China Targets Trump
Saturday, March 31, 2018
A Half-Century of Magical Thinking
Life as a Spectator Sport
Wednesday, March 28, 2018
The Man in the High Chair
Tuesday, March 27, 2018
Black Like Thee
Monday, March 26, 2018
Truth Decay
Sunday, March 25, 2018
Something is Wrong
An Extraordinary Populist Delusion and the Madness of the Republican Crowd
Tuesday, March 20, 2018
Feeling Groovy
Moron Donald is waging an imaginary war. His instict in the face of failure is to double down in pursuit of cosmic affirmation and always attack. He’ll take any kind of affirmation. It’s the only currency that matters.
I fear the casino fate awaits us. No way is drama-queen Donald going to admit to himself his incompetence. If he implodes it must be biblical. It must be epic and epochal. If he implodes all the damage will accrue to us.
So, why should he care. He doesn’t. When the crash happens he’ll rationalize, refinance, restructure and move on, leaving the mess behind. He'll leave the mess to us. We are the mess. Atlantic City, here we come.
Wednesday, March 14, 2018
I Call it Treason
Tuesday, March 13, 2018
Baubles, Bangles, Bentleys... and Assault Guns
Monday, March 12, 2018
I Dub Ye Dubya...
Is Evil Battle-Ax Barbara Bush Still Alive?
Sunday, March 11, 2018
On the Massive Oedipus Complex of Republicans
Saturday, March 10, 2018
Fry Me Up Some
An Unfair Criticism of Trump
Mike Pence's Plan for God
Friday, March 9, 2018
The Inexecutable Command: Be Like Jesus
Puritanism entails an inexecutable command to aspire to perfection. Take this command too literally and seriously and a person implodes. They burn up like Roy Moore. They short out and toe-tap in bathroom stalls. They rail against abortion and then ask their pregnant mistress to get one. They preach love and forgiveness and act out of hatred and fear. They condemn everyone but themselves. After all, they have a personal relationship with Jesus.
About that and only that they are certain. Their salvation is assured. They are self-righteous, judgmental, hypocritical, egotistical and mean. Empower these idiots to manage and administer a society and the society implodes. Empower these idiots and you get Donald Trump, George Bush, endless wars, tax cuts for the rich and less food for the hungry. It's good they have Jesus on their side. Any normal person would want to kill them.
Human imperfection and the decrepitude of creation are more than fundamentalist, puritanical, evangelical Christians can handle so they execute a command to achieve the impossible and forgo their freedom and humanity. They forgo decency and compassion. They choose death over life. In a "halt and catch fire" command a computer stops whatever, presumably productive, task it is on and tackles a circular, flawed or unsolvable problem.
It has a meltdown. The computer requires a restart. Utopian Christians require a restart. I guess death would count as a "restart" by their metaphysics. So, die! I'm a little less otherworldly. I'd like a little sanity and justice in this world. I'd like healthcare and a secure old age. I'd like fewer guns and mass killings. Christians love the killings. It reeks of crusades and the end-times. It must be God's will in some way as it's conveyed to them by Jesus.
Man, do they love the misery of other people. It might bring them to Jesus and cause a conversion. Or, they die and get to see Jesus anyway. That's what the meltdown looks like when they run things, when your life is ruined by fatalistic crazy people and religious nuts. They will be like Jesus and identified with Jesus or there will be hell to pay, in this world. There is hell to pay. Go, now, ye Christians--HALT AND CATCH FIRE! Let's get it over with.