Tiny Dick Concerts

While trying to put NPR out of business the White House has announced a new line of concerts to be held in the Oval Office and called the Tiny Dick Concert Series. It's designed to complement the big, patriotic wing-dings to be held at the Kennedy Center which Trump took over as though it was an invasion. 

Behind the scenes the concerts were suggested and are being planned by the Mojo Preservation Initiative that was formed to counter Trump's insecurities, massage his ego, and reassure him of the potency he never seems to have actually had. Trump had to go begging to daddy repeatedly after he fucked everything up and then continued to blow it through numerous bankruptcies and other humiliating episodes. 

After his father died little Donnie inherited incredible amounts of money but was only able to survive by turning to show business, his real estate work being a failure. As we know, Donnie is a massive congenital clown and fuckup. The concerts are designed to smooth over the disastrous early months of his presidency and generate good will as he crashes around, per usual, and smashes up everything like the fool he is.

Bogus Individualism

Individualism is always bogus. The people who seem most independent get there by being socialized in some way. Maybe in a good way, maybe in a bad way. Sustainably or destructively. 

Good socialization knows it's socialized. It's not in denial. Bad socialization is in denial, by thinking it's been victorious in a darwinian process so fuck you and the social contract you rode in on. 

The Great Brain Robbery

Souls disintegrate in the presence of Trump. But brains still function. Memories may be intact. Reason, discernible if divorced from reality. Because these brains are enslaved. Enslaved to Lord Trump. 

Sympathy for the Dictator

Little Donnie Trump has rediscovered his métier in the Middle East and done some bro-bonding there. Among the heads of the NATO countries he looked lost, out-of-place and uncomfortable. 

In tyrannies he comes alive. Little Donnie is a born tyrant and dictator. But not yet a man. 

Die! Fuck You! Die! Fuck You!

The Republican budget is taking shape and it's called Die! Fuck You! And it's message is Die! Fuck You! 

Fire Hazard

Apparently, the most influential persons in the Trump administration, when they're letting their clutch out on their day after god-knows-what-kind of breakfast they devour, crave fucking up some lives. They want to fire some people, especially if those people are helping other people, thereby producing a multiplier fuck-up effect and maximizing the destructive potential of their day, at the end of which they can now go to some exclusively MAGA nutcase watering hole and rub elbows with other sociopaths and tell tales of the lives they've destroyed and speak longingly of the end-times the evangelicals crave when Jesus will scoop them up and take them to heaven where they belong instead of on this shit planet.

DOG'D

Is Elon Musk's Department of Government Depradation using the government to prey on average citizens or is Elon himself preying on the government? The situation is dynamic but it's both. Underlying it is a power grab. 

Planned or compulsive? I don't know, but Elon is reducing the government to a lackey organization for the rich and using it to disempower and plunder average citizens. And he and his droogs are dogged and determined. 

Fade Into Him

Trump absorbs people. They lose their souls. They lose their independence and identity. Trump is the void, not so much pure evil but the loss of the distinction. In Trump there is no good, no evil, only Trump. 

Nothing there and no room for anything else. 

You can't make sense of meaninglessness. Trump is meaninglessness personified, the anti-logos. The anti-Christ. Evangelicals love him because they associate him with prophecy and the Second Coming. 

Right.