Monday, March 30, 2026

Complicity

We continue to try to come to terms with what Republicans are doing within a framework that accepts the American constitutional system and its traditions and that's okay, as a point of reference, but that's not where they are. We can't have it both ways. If we're going to apply that framework we have to call them traitors and revolutionaries because that's the implication. More than that, it's an obvious conclusion. An observation, with no need for analysis or explication.

We should be making the case, constantly and coherently, that they're traitors caught red handed subverting and hijacking the government for partisan and personal ends. This case should be made by our representatives in Congress, anlways and openly, or we're accepting THEIR frame of reference and we're compromised before we open our mouths. If we pretend they're working within the system they're openly and obviously destroying we're complicit.

Sunday, March 29, 2026

Trump the Peacemaker

Please ignore all the beatings, death and destruction.  

Trump Shits the World

Little Donnie Trump is living his best life and realizing his destiny. He's shitting the whole world. But it's all good because Donnie is the only person in the world that matters. And the rest of humanity collectively doesn't add up to Trump in importance. Trump is God on earth. 

Saturday, March 28, 2026

Light My Pyre

America chose Trump. Trump is death. America chose death. America is dying. 

Look Homeward, Asshole

As is obvious now America has a problem with being unrooted and lacking in cultural depth and sophistication. Which sounds unambiguously bad but it means being tapped into some primal shit that produces experiences that addicts and artists are prone to have because they are more in touch with their id. Or something like that. In any case Trump's America is pretty clearly in love with the primal shit. Americans are primitives. Primitives with nukes. And incapable of questioning that and rising above it. Because they've got massive Calvinist baggage. 

Thursday, March 26, 2026

The Manchurian Capitalist

Rich people have created a class of capitalist bots and stooges, brainwashed actors serving the interests of big money at their own expense. Or, they serve because they prefer being slaves with proximity to money and have some identification with it, being themselves capital, than serfs tilling the fields who's interests are at odds with with those of the super-rich. 

Life Prohibition

Prohibition is the way of the puritan. Life is an irredeemable cesspool of sin and a pit of temptation so you make sin illegal. Yeah, they're fascists. 

Fuck freedom. Except as a buzzword, tagline and marketing thing. Puritans -- perfectionists -- are selling is death so they have a branding problem. 

Here, have some death. That doesn't go over. Not with the normies. So they lie their asses off. Say that the forces of oppression are on your side. 

That they will only hate on the people you hate. Right. Sure they will. But what they hate is life so try to contain that. Their hate has no boundaries.

You're in there somewhere. 

Wednesday, March 25, 2026

Chivalry Is Alive

Chivalry is alive among Democrats. They defer to the white women among them. Not because the white women are right but because they're women.  

An Incoherent Truth

People can choose a system of coherent lies over an incoherent truth. Not that they love the lies but there's an art to presentation, and truth imbedded in a bad story that isn't intuitive or doesn't resonate can lose in spite of itself. Lies can be reassuring because reality sometimes sucks. Art is a kind of lie. 

Not enlisting art on the side of truth compounds the problem that systems of lies have more latitude. They aren't tied down the way truth is, to reality. Using art for truth isn't slumming. Average citizens aren't philosophy students. The Church understood this. Democrats apparently don't. So they lose. 

Tuesday, March 24, 2026

Save the Sensibilities

Democrats saved their sensibilities. Apparently it's what they cared about. Because while they were doing that they lost the country. And the people to whom they lost it have destroyed it. 

Assy Kissy?

Trump offered Iran his normal conciliatory kiss-my-ass-and-I-won't-bomb-yours deal and they have refused it, not understanding American ways. Americans claim to be religious, especially Trump's supporters, but all they really give a shit about is money, power, and retribution for the Civil War. 

Iranians are religious, whatever you think of their beliefs. They take religion seriously, are in some ways actually humble, and wouldn't dare presume on the prerogatives of God in a way reflecting sectarian and schismatic interpretations of their foundational document, the Koran. Unlike, let's say, Baptists.

So when Trump said 'Assy kissy?' the Muslims basically passed. In a way I feel for Trump. His evangelical supporters were so quick to kiss his ass and his administration has been purged of all but ass kissers so it feels normal to him. Subsets of shit-eaters and anus-lickers man Trump's bureaucratic elite. 

They rule in Trump world. Shit eating appears to be an unfamiliar among Muslims but they have dietary practices and restrictions somewhat like the Jews. Maybe that's why American Jews continue to vote decisively against Trump. Evangelical Christians, by contrast, eat shit at the drop of a hat.

Sunday, March 22, 2026

Cowboy Junkies

All these Republican white men think they're cowboys of some sort, with the delusion addicts have. But They buy their mojo at gun shows or in other ways and fill their energy tanks on the petro mommy tit. 

Kiss My Ass

The ass-kissing imperative informs Trump's entire psychological makeup and view of life. Ass must be kissed. So it's America's foreign and domestic policy. Get your ass kissed when you can. Kiss ass when you must. Play the averages and never look back because you leave nothing but wreckage. 

Monday, March 16, 2026

Rich as Shit

I know what you thought. I did too or that's how I got there. But I want to live in a country where it makes you think of food first, or anything other than some fucking tech bro. 

Friday, March 13, 2026

Surprise!

Donald Trump, Mister Central Park Five, loves blowing shit up and killing people. Surprise! I don't think he especially likes killing people but he doesn't care. Those videos, through. Things going boom. Donald doesn't do people. Not being able to make sense of himself he can't make sense of anyone else. Inanimate is more his style. Inanimate stuff doesn't get uppity and try to assert existential  equality and shit like that, when Donald knows everyone in the rest of the world added together doesn't matter, not in comparison with him. 

Wednesday, March 11, 2026

Vague

So much language, so little communication. So much engagement, so little engaged. My new fashion magazine, Vague, will spill into cultural criticism. Republicans, avowed haters of 'moral relativism' and modernism, are intent on fighting declining standards and ambiguity of any kind, but in a bifurcated life where good is definitive and the word means nothing. Good is definitively what they say it is. 

They're absolutists, not contextualists. Their world embraces no gray areas, but the world is gray. It's pixelated, little definitive islands of black and white, many tiny examples of right and wrong, good and evil, that add up to nothing. That add up to shit, because life is unintelligible. Stepped back the pixels disappear. All is gray. No morality. Rather, arbitrary authority -- rule by violence, force and decree.

Liberals didn't know what liberalism meant. They're finding out, as it's being defined against its opposite, compulsion and intolerance. Liberalism got hijacked like everything, and pixelated into analytical ooze and froth, compromised and corrupted by selfishness and greed meaning more for them, the already-haves who wanted for nothing, and less for everyone else. Step back. No right and wrong, a morality of manners. The little things must be right, a perfection of the parts adding up to horrors. 

Perspective is everything.

Republicans were always relativists. Big picture relativists. Relativists of the macrocosm. Liberals were relativists of the microcosm, the freedom to choose how to live within a community that provided context, latitude for self-expression, love and security. And accountability, which Republicans couldn't stand. They wanted to be predators. Without the risk. Predators in a rigged game. Rigged by nature, rigged by God. The same thing, because power is its own justification, life is shit, and nothing means anything. 

Tuesday, March 10, 2026

Fratwa

Pete Hegseth has issued a fratwa against the Islamic State of Iran from his office at the fraternity Delta Omicron Delta, of which he is head. Delta-O is an offshoot of Kappa Kappa Kappa which is headquartered somewhere in Mississippi. 

Monday, March 9, 2026

Slumdoge Billionaire

I say we go after the billionaires, Musk first. He's the richest, he's nuts, and he got hundreds of thousands of people killed, did all kinds of illegal shit and thinks it's fine.

Saturday, March 7, 2026

Nobel Piece of Shit Prize

Yielding to Trump's insistence on having an award and from fear of being bombed the Nobel Committee has instituted the Piece of Shit Prize to placate Trump but Trump couldn't come. He was busy bombing the shit out of Iran so he sent Mike Johnson because Johnson is basically out of a job. Trump usurped all his powers and duties with Johnson's acquiescence and approval. 

Johnson offered the Committee a preachment on how they're all secularists doomed to hell and on the red heifer project to help fulfill prophecy and usher in the end times as is God's will. Johnson said he was in touch with God on a secure line so not to worry. Also that the end times would be wonderful on balance at least for those who are saved so not to worry about that either. 

Wednesday, March 4, 2026

Over Where?

Over where? Over where? 

Send the word, send the word, over where? 

That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming

And they have no idea what they're doing over where

Tuesday, March 3, 2026

Man of Action

Donnie is a man of action. Or so he thinks. Actually he's an actor. 

And not a man at all. 

Nobody Is Minding the Store

Republicans were against regulation and responsible, effective government because they always wanted to loot the place.  

Bin Laden Has Won

The United States is engaging the world on his terms.

Bible Wrap

Service members participating in Donnie's war on Iran are being prepped with biblical justifications, a mantle of end-times ideology and Christian nationalism with layers of insane shit because these folks live in the matrix, an incoherent fantasy and mishmash of patriotism and Pentecostal beliefs and an alternative reality of lies. They've been hijacked by the rich and turned into killer drones. They'll die for the lies because it's all they know. There's no point reference for them outside of the lies.